I dedicate this post to the fine art of dumpster diving. I have TWO finds to show you today.
1) The first is beat up, but it's quite sturdy and practical and was therefore a good find. It's a bookshelf for our sunroom, now I finally have a place to organize my gardening stuff, as well as BBQ tools and other misc. crap that we use outside:

I suppose I could just take the backing off the shelf, since that is the ugliest part. Yes, I do believe I will do that.
2) Okay, before you judge me for grabbing this chair + table set, hear me out.
Yes, it is disgusting. It smelled like a dog house. It was cob-webby underneath and had some fine bird poop art:

But it was FREE. :)
I've never seen the aftermath of a crack cocaine cook-out, but in my mind, it might look something like the top of that table. YUCK:

Now, let me ask you this - when has white spray paint ever failed anyone?
... Never.
Behold, after I primed the table top with Valspar's spray primer and covered the rest with one $5 can of Rustoleum's Satin white spray paint specifically made for outdoor furniture:

:)

This will do until I can find something with a little more character, say a wrought iron bench or something. Not too bad for just a couple bucks, right??
Also, I encourage you to check out this spectacular web site dedicated solely to trash picking,
TrashFinds. I love it!
And I would like to wrap this up by showing you what I did for 6 hours today - I wacked the shit out of my backyard weeds and trimmed down my Japenese Maple.
Here is the lawn, mid-weeding:

The purple arrows point out the trouble spots, where the weeds were growing up the fence, twisting around it. Yea, that was fun to remove.
It's now 3 p.m. I am tired. I am sore. I am lazy. So here is a shot of the backyard taken from my air conditioned kitchen (ahhhhh) after it has been cleaned up and mowed. I filled FOUR giant brown paper lawn bags with everything I removed:

I see a mojito in my immediate future after all that work.
Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!!